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Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created in my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
The person who says this possibly said it as a meme, or to indicate they actually want cheddar.
friend: "Father, I crave cheddar."
you: "Ok"
Same as yurt but with more enthusiasm. To agree with something someone says very enthusiastically.
Person: I got with that girl last night.
You: Yurty father, thank god I saw it coming.
When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.
After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.
Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.
Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”