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flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time and flexes about things in his or her life.

Ella is a flex flexington because all she talks about is going to a Chance the Rapper concert.

by Dumster February 28, 2017


flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm January 20, 2016


Flexative

Birthed from the word 'flexable' this verb is commonly used amongst morons that believe adding 'ative' to the end of something makes them appear more intelligent.

This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.

Ouch! My legs sure do hurt from this hike, I wish my muscles were as flexative as your mom's vagina.

by 1234456blacksheep October 18, 2017


Thrill flex

An impulse on a whim. Like a copycat shooting. A Thrill Flex with all the News and Social media inspired violence based on young men, not legal adults yet, thinking they can get away with because everyone else is doing it. A Thrill Flex.

He took a gun from his guardian to rob a convenience store because on a Thrill Flex impulse because he felt empowered.

by SLAYING DRAGONS 🐉 June 5, 2022


flex

a thing lil tay does

''im only 9 years old and i be flexing on your mama's rent''

by crackedlucas June 6, 2018


Flex

A location where an individual works out of body builds.

Hey man, where you do you flex out at?

by Creativelingo January 26, 2021


Flex

/flɛks/ (noun)Derived from English "Flexible". A homosexual slang mostly used in Malaysia

In male homosexual anal sex, a person who is comfortable, willing or enjoys being the receptive party (bottom) and/or the penetrative party (top). His exact role is not well determined and often times changes in order to complement or satisfy the other party or parties sexual desires. The flexibility of a person changing his sexual role according to the needs of his sexual partner or partners is where the term "flex" came from.

In other parts of the world, a more familiar term is "vers".

Here is what a typical Grindr conversation in Malaysia in its original text may look like:

BigDick7in: hi fun?
LastDay: t/b
BigDick7in: t
LastDay: sorry, I t too
BigDick7in: y u write flex? cibai!
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(DISCLAIMER: The English text shall be view as an approximate translation. Its accuracy is not guaranteed and shall not be used as reference in situations where absolute translation is required. It is done with speculation and may not reflect the true intentions of the users.)

BigDick7in: Good evening. I wonder if you are interested in having casual sexual intercourse with me?
LastDay: Before we proceed, would you care to share with me your preferred sexual role?
BigDick7in: Of course. As you may have already noticed my crass but yet frank handle, I enjoy having a bottom riding my stick.

LastDay: Thank you for clarifying. Unfortunately, I am not compatible as I cannot see myself being your sexual partner.

BigDick7in: Regrettably, I find the basis for your rejection hurtful and unreasonable, even though it's the same reason for me engaging you initially, albeit it's your positive sexual attractiveness. I resentfully advise you to not mislead people with your stated sexual role. I curse you that in lieu of a penis, a vagina is what you shall have!

by QuodScripsiScrpsi December 26, 2022