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A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.
Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.
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The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.
Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.
Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.
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The samuel nougart of the squad.
Thinks he is good then gets clapped by some scrub without opposable thumbs.
Still better than a matthew sutton
I'm playing like noug, what a joke.
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When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.
Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?
Tom: Oh, wow.
Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...
Jene: Who's there?
Andrew: Banana!
Jene: Banana who?
Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!
Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?
Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.
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One of the things Urban Dictionary hates.
We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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A joke which is both funny and not funny at the same time but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you have told it... But by then it's too late and you will either look like an idiot or a comedy genius.
(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke.
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when you tell your friend something funny and they then tell it to every one else to make them seem funny
tom hansen joke poaches all the time
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