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commercial operation of brothels.
The mistress is involved in sex farming.
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A person, usually a female, who frequents Walmart, or at least would be expected to frequent Walmart; low-class, overweight/obese, nasty looking, often wearing extremely cheap or even trashy clothes. "Farm beast" in that often the person is considered the human equivalent of a farm animal, such as a cow.
Guy #1: Dude, check out that hot girl!
Guy #2: Man, you are totally sick! She is fat, ugly, and trashy...a true Walmart farm beast!
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A farm burger happens when you order a double chee and a four piece chicken nugget from the dollar menu at mcdonalds. You put the nuggets on top of the patties under the bun and bam, you just cooked yourself a nice farm burger.
hey is it cool if i leave some nugs off this burger? it doesn't fit right.
listen faggot, if you dont get all those nugs under the hood its not a farm burger so quitcher bitchin and get it right
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Often described as 'The Hole', Yarde Farm is a delightful street on the outskirts of Pimperne. If you like having kids vandalise your property, and women, in their mid 30's rummaging through your garbage, then Yarde Farm is the luxury housing estate for you.
Daytime television figures have recently doubled, due to the amount of unemployed single mothers now inhabiting Yarde Farm
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A kid went through his grandma's jewelry box and found an SD card with a file named "Oregon farm 2011". The file was a video of a bald man with a giant dick inserted in his grandma's mouth.
"this thread was filled with references to "Oregon farm 2011"
The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)
People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.
Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.
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Sexual position (similar to the wheelbarrow) commonly done in Geneseo between a farmer and a woman, sometimes a female bear, where the females legs are picked up and wrapped around the males waist and her face is pushed through the dirt like a plow while they have sex.
It was planting time and farmer Nick decided it was time to Geneseo Farm plow with his woman.
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