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French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 18, 2014


French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.

Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help

by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020


French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis

yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

by Braden Fredericks July 4, 2017


A French Nub

A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese

Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub

by Saucybagel64 May 3, 2022


jack french

Jack french is a ginger chubby male who likes the taste of small children particularly ages 10 and below

Have you seen that scary man over there. It must be jack french

by Nathan the beast September 5, 2021


French Roommate

The butt hole

I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.

by vTK August 8, 2023


french guy

french guy is so ugly and disgusting i hate him so much how dare he cheat on auntie ashw

ash:french guy is cute
us:BIATCH STFU HE'S SO UGLY

by Alex's wife biatch May 2, 2022

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