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a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.
This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.
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What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.
Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."
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Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com
After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard
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The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.
JD is a known fucktard.
Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.
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When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.
Francis Fagone is a Doofy Gorilla Fucktard
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A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society.
AKA : BDF
You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by:
1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail)
2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.)
3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.)
4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two.
IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder.
5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!)
Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen.
It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!)
It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!
Hey baby keep your distance from that Hoyt guy. He smells like the biggest Broke Dick Fuctard I ever had the misfortune to experience! OMG the whole group of them seem to be Broke Dick Fucktarded!
Dumb Ass Fucktard: a fucking dumb ass whose fucking retarded.
Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”
Brian: “That was a cross walk.”
Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.