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An untruth, or complete bollocks.
My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"
Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!
Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.
James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.
Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.
James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.
Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.
James: I should've known.
another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)
Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!
Where the road is very uneven on Clinton Rd. in Garden City, New York (on Long Island) and you get airborn as you ride over them too fast.
I'm so bored! Let's hit the Garden City Hills for a mini thrill!
When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!