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this word existed before it became a search engine.the real definition of google is to search for something on the internet period. the word originated because there was no word to describe randomly searching for things(except for surfing) on the internet. so the word google was created to describe searching for shit that u might not have a clue how to spell or not sure but you want to know more shit about. so basically you could for example google something on aol or any other search engine.
yo, i used to google on america online long before there was a search engine called google. the word google simply means to search for something your not entirely sure about on the net. regardless of the search engine used. so the word means more than one thing now adays.
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When a girl with really big eyes is staring at you.
Yo, dat bitch wit da button eyes is googlin' me son." OR: "Why you all up in my grill, gettin' yo google on?
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The Google sheep is a very strange, zombie-like individual. Google sheep flock to Google for all their questions and/or to come off smart. They will type in search terms using quotations, because that to them means they will get the most accurate and valid results; the first 10 entries are the only acceptable entries, except in the case of images, in which all are valid and "fun" to pester random people on forums, messengers, or email.
Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.
Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.
Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.
Someone randomly sent me an image of a yellow umbrella, telling me they save lives and sent me a link to a site full of more pointless umbrellas - what a Google sheep.
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OK Google: Are you and Siri dating?
Google: Fuck no, that bitch is annoying asf
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passing time Googling different people or things or experimenting with new Google features when you really should be doing something more productive, namely working; derived from "goofing off"
Ex. 1: "I've got this huge project at work that I need to finish by tomorrow, yet I still spent the entire morning Googling off."
Ex. 2: "Karl should have been working on his TPS reports, but instead spent the day Googling off by playing with Google Maps to find a Thai restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa."
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Google Brome: The 'bro' version of Google has been released. All you have to do is change the name of the former, and less cool version of Google Chrome into, Google Brome. Bros are never far, my friends
Guy 1: "Dude! just look it up on Google Chrome!"
Guy 2: "Naw, man, i got Google Brome, way cooler"
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Zoom Cloud Meetings but somehow worse
"Lets use Zoom or Discord. Google Meet sucks"
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