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A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living
c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again
THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly and builds bridges, including building bridges between thugs getting eliminated and the community being kept free from evil.
Rochelle: (sipping coffee, looking out her apartment window) oh wow those police men are taking action and are arresting people that are making our streets much less safer.
JaQuan: Yeah that's how the street goons on 3rd shift in our police are: they go get it for the most part when they're fully staffed.
Rochelle: that cop has a mean look about him like he has a resting bitch face and that he does this three times a day.
JaQuan: ya that's the face and body language of a street goon.
Rochelle: he seems motivated in building bridges.
Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies
Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.
When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.
See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time
“I’m gooning on ur grandma”
The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.
Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.
That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.