Got one hanging

Specifically to describe the state of having a very S-L-O-W-L-Y emerging turd, or a turd that has stopped coming out and is "stuck" part way out. turtlehead

"Are you going to be in the toilet all day"?

"Sorry, I've still got one hanging, it's gonna be a while yet"

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got that dub

A term used by assholes to describe to what extent they are infected w STD's using capital or lowercase letters.

Asshole: *Posts selfie and has many stds* got that dub

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i got you

1. cover someone

2. I understand you

3. I can handle you

1. at a Restaurant: person 1"I'll pay." person 2:"No, I got you"

2. "you know what I mean?" person 2 "Yea, I got you"

3. "You think you can beat me huh?" person 2: " I got you"

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the one that got away

The person that you could've and should've ended up with but didn't, usually because of a series of poor choices on your end. You pine over them and wonder what could've been all the while stalking them through mutual friends and on facebook, becoming extremely jealous over anyone that looks twice at them. You try to express your regret but they usually won't believe you unless you do some sort of grand gesture. The one that got away is someone that you will forever regret. In other words Trevor Sharod White.

I should've treated Roddy better, he is definitely the one that got away!

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i got five on it

Phrase for claiming one's portion of a sack of marijuana, or hits from the joints rolled from it, typically one quarter of a twenty dollar portion. Also means to have a stake in, or some control of, a situation.

Nigga, I got five on tha twenty sack - Snoop Dogg, 'What's My Name?'

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got nothing coming

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".

-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!

Got tied up

Got busy

I got tied up at work.