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if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.
Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball
One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.
The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.
person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass
If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.
if there's grass on the field play ball
another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40
shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
The smell of cum in the throws of passion
Like when Scotty cums in my mouth and all I can smell is fresh cut grass