hairy pickle

male reproductive organ.

(penis)

JC: did you see his hairy pickle?
AM: nah it was too small.

Hairy Taint

Something you should totally Google.

Hey, you should go Google hairy taint.

hairy turtle

A term for a person's pubic hair or bush that has a bald spot.

Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).

It seems that most men pride themselves on the cleanliness of their hairy turtle, rather than remove it.

Hairy Samoa

When a chick bites all of the ass hair around a guys bunghole & pulls it all out with one giant jerk of her neck...not be be confused with the Samoa Girl Scout Cookies which are just made from said ingredients

I just got a "Hairy Samoa" & now no more dingleberries!

hairy mango

Delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin. Hairs get stuck in your teeth, but its worth it.

She asked me to see to her hairy mango.
Can I stuff your hairy mango?

hairy teacup

(n.)an unshaved cat, pussy, vertical horizon, etc. 100% natural goodness, lipsmacking goodness. Oh Yeah.

Man, would I love to take a sip from her hairy teacup.

Hairy tun

Referring to a rather small, unusually hairy vagina, often related to hairy muff.

Eric: "Damn, have you seen her hairy tun yet?!"

Andres: "Yea, she has a bush the size of a walrus!"