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can you do my homework for me

no

DO YOUR HOMEWORK can you do my homework for me

by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017


shit homework

homework on a shit and stuck in a shit

me:ready to shit, on a homework.
still me: shit homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021


Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010


Homework Pass

The Best thing on earth

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦

by A Average December 16, 2022


Homework Pass

The Best thing on earth

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦

by A Average December 16, 2022


homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.

"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"

by drfunk441 March 9, 2021


Homework

Torture teachers have to give you after you just spent 8 hours in a place you hate, otherwise known as school. And after those 8 hours of learning ABSOLUTELY NOTHING your teachers have dump a pile of research papers and homework on you so they can torture you and ,make you stay up till 4 am and then they DON'T EVEN CHECK IT the next day

Me : Ugh I have so much homework to do

*4 am *
Me : DONE,
* next day*
Me: Are we checking our homework now
Teacher: what are you talking about
Me:

by Video user May 15, 2018