When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.
Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
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Something A.D. did way, way back in the day when he would fight someone. We are still unsure of the exact meaning of "hook and gouge" but A.D. is very proud of these tactics.
If you have someone that is combative then jump in there and hook and gouge his ass!
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When an angler catches a nice fish .
My friend posted a fish that he caught on FB and the comment was nice hook.
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v. To have relations with someone without knowing thier name, where their from, and usually age. Usually due to intense binge drinking or taking part in any sorotiy event
Yea I'm going to 'hook up' with (insert local sorority slut name) later on after she has a couple beers in her.
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A poop-hardend finger in which is put into the girls mouth
During sex the male sticks his finger up the girls buthole and gets poop on it. He lets it dry and hooks it on her cheek.
Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook
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"Intentionally Ambiguous" - literally
Phrase is intentionally misused when talking about the relationship between two people.
Jack and Jan are going to hook up.
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A homeboy/homegirl that will provide something for you
Yeh, this is Mei. She's my HOOKUP.
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