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The best food/snack/source of pleasure in the world.
DUDE EXHAZE LETS GO JACK SOME HOT CHEETOS CUZz
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Hot Snatch... sum gooood pussy!
"(lil' boy looks in the oven) - *yells out* Hey mom!!! U got NeMore of that Hot Snatch dad wuz raving about last night?!?!
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While fucking a chick from behind, the man shits in his hand and smacks the girl in the face with it.
Brandy was displeased when Bill surpised her with a hot giblet.
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1.) The greatest restaurant ever to spring up in the midwest area. Also serves a damn fine coke. Or so we hear.
2.) Mongolian style restaruant. Serves in a pillage fashion.
1.) The waitresses at Hu Hot are attractive
2.) Let's go eat at Hu Hot, and then pillage and rape women, as is the mongolian custom.
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This is a complicated maneuver that requires precise timing. You will most likely need a guy that is about a foot or so taller than the girl.
It is when both parties are naked standing up facing each other at first. Then they say "Ready, set, GO!" The girl does an about face (180 degree turn). The guy then slips his penis between her legs so it looks like she has a penis.
The girl then begins to pee on his penis, he then starts to pee too. So in her mind, she is peeing out of a penis.
Then as her urine rolls down his penis, over his balls, and slowly but surly hits his taint (part between your anus and balls or vagina), he immediately takes a dump.
This can be messy and only should be attempted in an easy clean up area. Also there are a few Hot Dawson Fails.
Dude, Heather was drunk last night and we tried the Hot Dawson. I failed and just farted instead. then she farted so I Donkey Punched her and got some Vegan Anal instead!
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Heroin laced with battery acid.
I got into my neighbor's car's hood and stole some battery acid to make hot bags.
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