human error

Constant factor in anything we do.
Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.

For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".

For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"

Hal 9000 in incapable of human error, it's a bloody machine!

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Human Eraser

One who's goal in life is to live life to the fullest.
To be a man and act like a man, drink great booze, smoke great cigars...laugh and joke.

One who is reliable and has a strength of being to help others.

An Eraser has the spirit of the gods but is a mortal....he lives life hard, happy, long and wide.....

Those Human Erasers are always there they have your back when you need them, no matter what the situation.

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human bowling

a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing

man i broke my tooth human bowling. it was fucking awsome

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My humans

Also known as my people they are my best friends and if you're reading this:
I LOVE YOU GUYS♡!!!!!!

Me:have you seens my humans
Person:tf?

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a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.

Oh my gosh, senpai is like a perfect human!!!

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human beachball

A person who is so fat you can imagine people using him as a beachball

Eric: Did you see Richard in gym?
Rithik: That human beachball couldn't even stand up

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Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

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