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Winning a major bubble team tournament in order to solidify number 1 seed and have all the cards in your favor going into play ins just to choke and lose to Xx_Bubblebuster27_xX
Person one: I heard bull send is a contender for first seed this season of rlcs
Person two: Yeah, I really hope they don't pull a sway way. I love that team. Especially comm. He does cool things on johnnyboi's streams. I like him because he ceiling shots, kinda like squishy. But obviously not as good as squishy. NO ONE is xD
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Something that the asshole people in your life say to you when something awesome finally happens to you. This could be said in a sarcastic, or with obviously fake enthusiasm.
Me: Hey! I just made it onto the basketball team!
Person: rolls eyes Really? No way!
Me: Yeah fuck you too.
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R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!
The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.
Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.
Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"
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first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others
When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!
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Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.
"Dude, where you from?"
"Federal Way"
"That sucks."
"Yeah"
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My savior. Bwahahahahahahaha...cough... An Awsome singer/song writer of My Chemical Romance who is unfortunatly not gay :( too bad cause him and bert mccracken would have some pretty babies.
Emo Boy: Wow, theres Gerard Way... God him and Bert would have some hot babies... I would eat them.
Girl: Yeah, they would look kinda like Jack Black dont you think?
Emo Boy: Yeah wow, that makes Jack Black alot hotter... Maybe he's their kid....
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