100 before 10

The ability for 2 friends to be better in every way and more attractive than other friends in their friend group.

“Why do you and Chad hang out so much” asked Hooper. “100 before 10” Ben said.

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We got X before GTA VI

This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.

The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.

Nuclear war breaks out

"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"

Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you

Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.