Good Morning

A Morning in which a person masturbates

I had a good morning too!

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morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

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morning delivery

the act of wakeing up early in the morning as to not disturbe your significant other or ust a fucking slut and preceding to give him and/or her anal sex whist they are half alseep

i woke up early this morning in the dungy and gave my bitch a morning delivery

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morning mustache

When you ejaculate on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their pubes while yelling "MORNING MUSTACHE" and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.

My girl wasn't keeping it trimmed up downstairs so I had to morning mustache her.

My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.

I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.

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morning thickness

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

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morning commute

When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.

Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!

Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute

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Morning mong

Waking up and smoking Cannabis before noon.

For best effect smoke on a trampoline in the sun with 2+ people.

*wake up* ''Lets go for morning mong :)''

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