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A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro
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The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.
I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"
The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
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A Nu-Metal, Alt. Rock band from Washington D.C. is signed to the underground label "United Music Productions". Since forming, the band has pondered through D.C. and into further states like an invasion. The band's sound consist of Alternative Rock, Hip-Hop, and Eletronics with evidence of flowing rap and heavy singing which draw many to believe the band is not that much different from multi-platinum selling group, Linkin Park. Instead, anyone who has seen or heard the band and their music, will clearly will find this statement to be false and anyone who knows its members would know that the band formed around the time Linkin Park broke in the music industry. In most of their music, it is evident that each member works together a different genre of music.
The band's first album "Hidden Truth" released July 22, 2005 displays their nu-metal sound is perfect harmony. With its high tamed, catchy rapping and spine tingling singing melted down ontop of Alternative/Hard Rock guitar riffs, Funk Metal bass riffs, Heavy Metal drumming and Hip-Hop related keyboard and sample loops, this album- and band- is nothing to pass up. The extensive touring this band does year in and year out to support their music shows how much dedication they have to fans and to music.
The band consist of six members:
Chris Ashton (Drums)
Brandon Burgess (Vocals)
Ronald Corder (Guitar)
Ramin Ghodampour (Bass)
Justin Slover (Rap Emcee, Rhythm Guitar, Keyboard, Samples, Backup Vocals)
Larry "LT" Thompson (Keyboards, Samples, Beats)
Dave: Hey, you ever heard of Forbidden Theory?
Jason: Yeah, they sound like Linkin Park.
Dave: They have a great sound.
Jason: I agree.
Ricky: Have you heard Forbidden Theory's album Hidden Truth?
Thomas: Hell yeah. It kicks ass. They support their music to the fullest.
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the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.
"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"
"..."
"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"
"where'd you get that from?!"
"the panda theory mah man..think about it"
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The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.
Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
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The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!
Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."
-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory