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When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.
My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.
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Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.
Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN
Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.
Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.
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Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.
Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"
Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"
Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"
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When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.
Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
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When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.
Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.
Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up
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For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.
Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!
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a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male. When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.
After a particularly hard day at work, Bob couldn't wait to engage in some dog-washing with his wife.
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