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When a man puts a bedsheet over a girl and cums all over her
Harry gave Laura a scary jerry last night
Whenever a drunk left-handed bass player spills water all over a bass amp at a gig. When this happens, the surrounding people may sing Joan Jett’s “Cherry Bomb”, but changing the words to “Jerry-Bomb”.
Phil: “Oh Noooo! You spilled water all over your bass amp!”
Ryan: “looks like you had a J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jerry-Bomb!”
When a older age man with a saggy squabble hops on top of his pony amd performs highly. Upon his unmounting of his fair maiden he gives a great big fart that burns his asshole making him red hot with anger.
Your grandfather perfomed an angry jerry last night
When a older age man with a saggy squabble hops on top of his pony amd performs highly. Upon his unmounting of his fair maiden he gives a great big fart that burns his asshole making him red hot with anger.
Your grandfather perfomed an angry jerry last night
"Jerry Xin" refers to a typical Chinese Australian male with values rooted deep in both cultures but more adaptive in the Australian society. In other words he still has old parents reminding you they work hard for their children to integrate into this modernized western environment while having all those expected Asian pros and cons that come along
John: Hey Bob you know my mate Jerry? He just bought a new BMW! 😮
Bob: What kind of bloody Jerry Xin owns a Beamer?? And here I was thinking an MBA graduate who was born from two above averagely intelligent academics wouldn’t have had sufficient funds post uni to buy his wife a skoda Yeti....... such a hypocrite you are John; bragging of your mates success without considering whether the wife would prefer a reliable car to another extravagant expense she cannot afford herself
An Old soul Old School down to earth hard working straight talking staying true to himself being there for others type of father anyone would kill to have money making hell of a driving long dicking good fucking they don’t make em like this anymore last if a dying breed type of man….
That there’s a Jerry Lee for sure
Someone who seemed like a total fuckup, but redeems themself with a hot girl, tons of popularity, and respect. The process isn't quick if you've been friends with them over the time, as sometimes it seems like it takes a hundred years before they reach this point of badassery.
Man, you see Jerry Predator over there, remember back in college when that failure kept screwing everything up? Never thought he'd make such a huge comeback like this.