One of the world's rarest things-- A kid between the ages of 4-13 who has an IQ of over 130 and wins spelling and math bees like cake walks, has 20 friends, and can play football, basketball, baseball, soccer, lacrosse, track, etc. Usually named Paul or Rick or something like that
Hey that cool jock smart kid is really smart/cool/sporty!! He kicked my ass in a bee/decathlon/Myspace contest and let it show!
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While a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.
While Emilee was giving him head last night Jesse tried to Denver Jock Strap her
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1. Homosexual
2. Stupid Person, usually male, but not always.
3. Slutty Gay,
4. fun insult
1. Dude, turns out my best freinds brother is a shit guzzling rim jock
2. Oh! look what she did to my hoover.. shit guzzling rim jock!
3. Whoa slow down man, you are turning into a shit guzzling rim jock
4. shut up man, you shit guzzling rim jock
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the act of kidding
just kidding
fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world
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When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."
"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
When new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their butt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap And whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the ass sweat cookie along with the other losers of the race but the winner is not required to eat the cookie but hey why not it shows team spirit. (in Blue Mountain State this is how Alex Moran, Creg Shilo and Sammy cacciatore are initiated into the blue mountain state football team and for some reason Thad Castle takes part in the race even though he is already part of the football team and he actually wins but still eats the cookie because he's a real ass G like that And to top that all off he's the captain and the best that BMS will ever have.)
Damn did you see that jock strap cookie race last week? Yeah!... It was crazy
Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.
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Jose stopp getting mad you butt hurt jock!!
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