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1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.
2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.
They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.
Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.
I hope Jason is not still seeing that junkie whore from the Metallica concert.
“ he’s in the trap but has hella designer “ omg he’s a designer junkie “
When you're a huge party addict.
Miku, bring on the show.
Mom: y'know what's worse than drunks?
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.
Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...
Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.
Someone who has the need to do everything with the latest state of the art technology, everything else is slow and not enough.
James is such a techno junkie, he just bought a computer but he's not happy cuz there is a newer model that is faster.
An addict who is really lowkey about it.
Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie
A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."