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Kevin is a dumbass gay motherfucker that only fucks a guy named Doug with a hairy chode
Doug come fuck me with your hairy chode Kevin
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Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.
OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.
Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.
Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
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Needs to be with a Lilly. Kevin's are amazing people and go AMAZING with Lilly's. They will do anything for the ones they love. Even steal phones. Probably joined the soccer team but quit, might regret it. Love cheerleaders named Lilly.
OMG! Did you see Kevin and Lilly together?
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Kevin is cute and sweet as ever,he appears to have a big penis and is easy to fall in love with.
Kevin is known to be great in bed.
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A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.
Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN
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Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through the incompetence of social and societal norms or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.
The kid in your class was such a Kevin
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Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.
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