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The lifestyle of people who are trustafarian desert dwellers who live off the grid in RV's, Airstreams, or the like
Today in Joshua Tree, I met some people living lizard rich.
A term sometimes used to deride a woman, most commonly a celebrity. Often used by women in response to their husbands or partners daring to suggest (or even think) said woman is attractive.
Fanny: “What movie did you boys choose?”
Jock: “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Fanny: “I’m not fucking watching that lizard face whore get her fish box out”
Jock: “But, I like…”
Fanny: “She stinks like sardines”
Raymond: “Geez, give Jock a break…”
Fanny: “You can shut the fuck up too with your crush on that geriatric lizard faced Aliens bitch!”
A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.
Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!
Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.
Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)
Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."
a fast scary noodle with legs it can get big and it can be small
this lizard scared the shit out of me
A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.
“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys”