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I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.

by MajorWeeb April 4, 2015


bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

by Jloop January 23, 2017


lizard

a fast scary noodle with legs it can get big and it can be small

this lizard scared the shit out of me

by thedefinitionistrue July 26, 2022


Lizard

A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.

“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys

by Lizard hunter November 23, 2021


lizard

it’s alizard 🦎 you fuckin lizard

you’re a lizard.

by CIDA. October 13, 2021


lizard

A cool animal that looks like a lizard. A lizard is a reptile.

Did you know that lizards can breathe?

by Doom Ant July 13, 2021


Lizard

A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery

Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!

by Mac Newman November 2, 2018