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A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.
Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”
A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..
Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"
Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"
similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.
daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.
My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what
A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.
Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!
A member of the online army found on Discord, the Lobster Legion. Is the rank below Lobster Centurion.
A Lobster Legionnaire is a soldier in the Lobster Legion.
a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?
Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!