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A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
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I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.
Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.
Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.
The most cancerous fuck in the whole world
I have Matthew shireman
Matthew Nathan is a nice guy, handsome and an amazing friend to have. He can wind you up a little bit but make sure you stay good friends with him. Matthew Nathan is loyal and is a great boyfriend
Matthew Nathan is a real handsome guy
Such a Matthew thing to not admit being "the man" Matthew quillian aka "skeeter"
Matthew Lin is a unique specimen with an affinity for bread. A "Matthew Lin" will be highly attracted to bread, and will attempt to hunt down and capture any bread he finds. Matthew Lins are also generally excellent at maths, as Matthew lins are known for their special method of maths, "Matthewmatics"
Oh look, its Matthew Lin
Is he called Matthew, or Lin?
Matthew. Lin.
Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.
Matthew seymour loves video games