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Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011

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matthew

ugly kid who is dumb

matthew is very dumb

by itsurboiiiiiiiiiiii April 17, 2019

3👍 24👎


Matthew

A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction

Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!

by JoeMama9987 January 5, 2020

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Matthew G

Amazing Minecraft youtuber also known as clutch. Also well known for his rocket league lets-plays. Subscribe today!

Hey guys it Matthew G here welcome back to MineCraft.

by userdude777 May 30, 2018


Matthew Marty

Faggiest faggot in the world. So gay that no one likes him. He “has a girlfriend” from another school. Straight up ass hole.

Don’t be a Matthew marty

by Skinnyboy1245 November 1, 2019


Matthew Noble

Matthew noble is the best tingtac and gets most of the ladies *wink wink

Matthew Noble - when I fucked your mom

by XDMama June 19, 2019


Matthew Joshua

A person that is sweet, humble, kind, and all the good things in the world. This person basically makes the world a better place.

That is pretty Matthew Joshua of you.

by battoussaaii June 17, 2021