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A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth
Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake
When you finish in a condom and pour it all over her stomac
Stay there I'm gonna make a rubber milkshake
When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.
Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?
Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.
The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.
“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “
2 uncircumsized men stitch their foreskin together and make it form a cup. Then they wrap it around both their cocks, and cum inside of it until it fills up like a balloon. Then, using their dicks like a spoon, they slosh the cum around until it becomes foamy and then they drink it.
Me and jerry love to go milkshaking together. It is great fun and we get a tasty drink when it's done!