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Mississippi is one of the worst states in the U.S (If not the worst). Alabama but more ghetto and poor. Every part of the state is impoverished, Especially Jackson. One of those states where you can find a Confederate flag hanging, Or a KKK Meeting if you look hard enough.
Demographics:
58% Redneck
38% Black
4% Other
Population: 2,940,000 (2022) (-0.7% from 2020)
Capital and largest city: Jackson
Politics: Conservative
When two girls stand in front of each other , and the guy is standing with an erection. The two girls pee on his penis, while he is fucking them both.
"Hey lets have a threesome"
"Well i have to pee" "Me too"
"Fuck it lets do a Mississippi gold gate
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A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby
"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"
When 2 men touch the tips of their Penis together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.
Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.
A game where a glow stick is inserted into the anus and a round of hide and seek is played while the "seeker" uses the light shining from his/her anus.
"Yo bros, anyone got a glow stick? I wanna play a dank ass round of Mississippi Train Station"
"No way man, that game gave me 20 hours of diarrhea!"
When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.
Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.
Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.
Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.