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Morgan Garner is the hottest intellectual you will meet. She is kind and usually has one of the biggest smiles you will ever see. She is equivalent to an angel but can turn against you if you repeatedly treat her like shit. She usually stands up for the underdog and won’t give in without a fight. She can also be very aggressive and if you are a guy, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Although she may portray to be a dumb blonde, she is highly skilled at knowing the tea and she knows that most guys aren’t shit. She is well-rounded and is good at anything she puts her mind to. Be her friend and love her because she can be very insecure and anxious but that love will bounce right back to you. She is like a dog — very playful and outgoing, is ALWAYS hyper and does crazy things. If you know a Morgan Garner in your life, DON’T LOSE HER. You will regret it.
“Is that a Morgan Garner because she is so hot and she also cares about other people and is good at everything”
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The equivalent of going full retard, only worse.
She didn't even know who Beyonce was pregnant by, now that's a Full Morgan
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A really annoying girl that will snitch on anyone and is an attention seeking person
Oh no here comes Morgan V, I hope she dosn’t talk to us
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When a mor mor and a nicky are married a Morgan Pendleton is created. She is known for her multiple orgasm capacity or morgasm which is about 5 per minute, impressive but short. She has a manly personality mainly because her boyfriends are generally pussies but nice people.
Look that girl is a Morgan Pendleton, that must mean that guy is a pussy.
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Morgan and Nathan are truly perfect for each other. Their relationship is defined in moments of comic books, game nights, scavenger hunts, and dim sum. They are the perfect balance for one another and bring out each other's creativity and thoughtfulness. Anyone would be incredibly blessed to know this couple. They are always ready to have a fun time, even when the annoying little sister won't leave them alone. Their love story began in San Luis Obispo and has since traveled to so many places. Morgan demonstrates her love in her supportive and caring nature, while Nathan demonstrates his love in his kindness and jars of hot fudge. These two are goals and an inspiration in love. And the beginning of the rest of their lives together starts on September 1.
Morgan and Nathan are getting married on September 1, and this definition of their relationship will make my speech absolutely perfect.
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The greatest narrator
The alpha and omega
The voice of God
He is God
"Come watch this documentary about history with me!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"
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a) noun
synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe
b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like
a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."
b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."
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