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A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”
When you and the girl both fall asleep while your penis is still inside of her.
See also:
Soaking
"We were both hammered, we had sex and then idk man we just fell asleep and I woke up still inside of her. I'm an overnight mormon!"
N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
That girl definitely has Mormon Face.
Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
when your friend is sleeping over and you get really tired and they say they're warm n cozy but you mishear it. to be mormon cozy is to be a happy little camper tucked in bed at 8pm.
example 1: i feel so mormon cozy!
example 2: you get mormon cozy when ur with friend and about to sleep! :D
When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.
That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.
when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤
Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot