When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.
I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.
A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”
When you and the girl both fall asleep while your penis is still inside of her.
See also:
Soaking
"We were both hammered, we had sex and then idk man we just fell asleep and I woke up still inside of her. I'm an overnight mormon!"
N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
That girl definitely has Mormon Face.
When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.
That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.
Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons
"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"