A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.
(Courtesy of EIS)
A: Did you hear about Justin?
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
When you jizz inside of diet soda
He suggested to make her a fresh Mormon soda.
Mormon slang term for water - considering the poor fucks aren't allowed to drink anything else.
"How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?
Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons
"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
Having sex in the temple.
Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?