surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇

Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants