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Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.
It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.
A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt
Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed
Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇
Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants
When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle
When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.