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Natural Creases

What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.

Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.

by Supersmallpenisman December 17, 2021


Natural kiss your 'friends' day Tuesday!

ITS TIME TO KISS YOUR HOMIES FR

"HELLO GIVE ME A BIG OL SMOOCH, ITS NATURAL KISS YOUR 'FRIENDS' DAY TUESDAY!

by WHATTHEFA April 22, 2023


Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.

Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021


Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023


natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.

He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?

by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023


Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 3, 2023


vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010