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When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.
When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.
When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
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To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.
You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.
Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods
A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!
When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner