really? no way!

Something that the asshole people in your life say to you when something awesome finally happens to you. This could be said in a sarcastic, or with obviously fake enthusiasm.

Me: Hey! I just made it onto the basketball team!
Person: rolls eyes Really? No way!
Me: Yeah fuck you too.

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Wolin Way

the only way to go when your in any situation that involves any sort of number.

If you want to figure out this 2 step equation you cant do it the ordinary way, you gotta do it the Wolin Way!

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The Third Way

Up the arse.

Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.

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the UP way

first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others

When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!

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The IA Way

bunch of sleep deprived nerds in a nerd school

Thats not the IA Way!

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Federal Way

Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.

"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"

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gerard way

My savior. Bwahahahahahahaha...cough... An Awsome singer/song writer of My Chemical Romance who is unfortunatly not gay :( too bad cause him and bert mccracken would have some pretty babies.

Emo Boy: Wow, theres Gerard Way... God him and Bert would have some hot babies... I would eat them.
Girl: Yeah, they would look kinda like Jack Black dont you think?
Emo Boy: Yeah wow, that makes Jack Black alot hotter... Maybe he's their kid....

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