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Has no real life friends and cuts himself to get attention from his internet friends, plays arma 3 and calls the game dead and hangs around with the hard lot of arma who ddos for attention and becouse he uses a stresser he brags about it to his internet friends. and demands clout.
Dan - he he he he hey guyss ghuessss what i diddid todayyy i cut my rist and thennnnn what i did was gooo on arma whith alllll my internet friendesy and we ddossesd some peoples coz we are retards.
Arma Roleplay - OMMGGG Is that dan chau please dont ddos me im such a bigg fan of u dan please can i be ur friend u i dont want you to ddos me man u are soo cool!
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1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R
"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"
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A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.
I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.
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A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.
"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."
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The act of a man named Dan, standing behind a bra-less woman, cupping her breasts & lifting gently...
The woman didn't like the way her boobs looked when she glanced in the mirror, then her main man Dan came up behind her, gently scooped her boobs in his hands, and said " Wow, is that a new Dan-zeer"?
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A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.
"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."
"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"
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