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The pen name of Bill Simmons, a regular columnist in the Page 2 section of ESPN: the Magazine and also the network's website. Simmons is a die-hard Boston fan of every sport and now feels his life is complete since the Red Sox won a World Series in his lifetime.
You can find the Sports Guy on Page 2., which is probably more like Page 8, but that's how they named the section of the magazine.
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Guys who come over everyday and spend 8 hours playing Halo 2 online. They tend to trash your apartment, eat all of your food, and yell at the television. These guys tend to lack any interaction with females and tend to be alcoholics.
Halo Guy One: Let's go over there and play Halo.
Halo Guy Two: Well I do have Japanese homework.
Halo Guy One: Don't be gay, I mean it's Halo, there's nothing more bad ass than shooting people and sounding like a baboon in heat.
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1. (Noun) A race superior to that of any other human being because of their jolly nature, skill in hot-dog eating contests, and unstoppable physical attractiveness. To qualify as a "fat guy", one does not necessarily have to be male. They simply have to weigh in excess of 400 pounds regardless of height or age.
1. "Honey, did you see that fat guy? I'd like to get his number..."
2. "What do I look for in an employee? If you're one of the fat guys, you are hired, no questions asked."
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Slang term for Magic Mushrooms, from fungi
You bringing that fun guy to the concert with ya or are you going to leave him at home
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someone who got lucky, or someone who is so arrogant or stupid that you can't believe how successful he is.
usually used amongst friends, but can be used on a person who you can't believe is such an asshole, but you don't want to show too much disrespect.
1.look at this fucking guy, he just won 10,000 bucks in the lotto.
2."yo, i just got my dick sucked for 3 hours last nite, haha!"
"you fucking guy! how do you always get these bitches and i dont?"
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The guy who owns an iPhone and wants everyone to know. For him, it's a status symbol that he can afford a $150 phone. Whenever anyone asks a question to which the answer is unclear, always responds "let me check my iPhone."
The hallmark of an iPhone Guy is referring to his phone as an iPhone at every opportunity.
-After losing his phone
iPhone Guy: "Hey, have you seen my iPhone?"
-Showing a picture to friends
iPhone Guy: "I took this picture on my iPhone, doesn't it look great?"
-On a disputed fact
iPhone Guy: "Hey, I have my iPhone right here, let me check Wikipedia!"
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Brown Guy is god. He pops up when you least expect it in pictures with hot women. He is most often seen with a box of condoms, a water bottle with Kool-Aid in it, and a white shirt with the writing 'The Brown Guy is fucking!'
Brown Guy is everyone.
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