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November 7 is “National slap your crushes ass day”
Katy: Omg it’s November 7!
Sara: So?
Katy: I get to go slap Andrew’s ass
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This is the day dedicated to all the female species who's name is Danél. Seeing that Danél is not a very common name amongst women it shall be celebrated to make them to feel special on this day!
"Hi, my name is Danél!"
"... wait, your female and your name is Danél, well you probably can't wait until the November 7"
*wink emoji*
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The greatest store ever!! I can get the biggest, best things cheap.
"Hey Allan, 7-Eleven is the shiznit, nahhhh!"
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Referring to the ability to create 7 streams of semen upon ejaculation.
Ron Jeremy sure used his 7 roper on that bitch!
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Slang for small, usually supermarket-type stores that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Hey, dude, I'm heading to the 24/7 down the road, you need anything?
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The day that I will die, Not including business days or a holiday.
After watching a evil video tape, The little girl called up on the phone and said in a monotone voice "Seven days". She is pretty fucked now.
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