beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling

I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!

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root beer

A really good soda made from roots of trees.

He had a coke, I had a root beer.

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beer goggles

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

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ghetto beer

Cheap beer with a high alcohol content, often purchased with couch change for a quick and effective drunk.

Usually packs 10% alcohol and comes in a can or 40.

"I could only find a few quarters so I got some cans of Faxe."

"My booze budget is running dry so I'm going back to ghetto beer."

"Ah, Black Bull, my ghetto beer of choice."

"This ghetto beer tastes like ass, but man do I feel good..."

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beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.

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beer belly

a bulging, jiggling, vat of fat for a gut exclusively grown from a diet of hops and barley (beer).

Mick has a huge beer belly from sitting on his idle fat arse and drinking so much beer instead of working or getting laid.

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Nose Beer

Casual Cocaine use that usually involves a night of drinking Bud Light.

Hey Randy lets have a couple of Road Sodas & do a couple Nose Beer's.

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