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The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
MMA term. Working from mount position. Covering the opponent’s mouth with hand and sweating up their nose.
The fighter panicked and tapped out due to ground-drown.
The superior floor at burton and garran hall
Hey which floor are you on?
I'm on A2.
AHAHAHAHAH RIP that this shittest one!
Well what floor are you on?
C-Ground
Oh fuck fair enough you got lucky
When a black man cuts his knee
Guy falls over: aaaawwww Ive got a ground pepper
Huge floppy feet that slap the ground as you walk.
"bro got them GROUND SLAPPERS!"
A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".
You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?
Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"