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To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
"Dude, your recliner smells funky"
"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"
Pull a Juno
When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.
"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."
"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."
"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."
"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .
that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .
When someone is playing Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies and has to leave in the middle of the game, abandoning everyone, since he has to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
*/*Round 15*/*
Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
Randy 2: I hate you.
*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*
Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect
“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen
To have brought someone on board or associated yourself with someone whose embarrassing behavior makes you look bad and brings your character/judgement into question. Ultimately the choice to include this person leads ridicule and failure. This is in reference to McCain bringing on Sarah Palin as a running mate in the 2008 elections.
Person 1: Last week I brought my friend along with me to hang out with the cool guy I just met. She acted so annoying and he never called me back.
Person 2: Man, you totally pulled a McCain.