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Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).
Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/
Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."
Bob: "How you figure?"
Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"
Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**
Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”
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Basically, to sum it up, your penis. You use this to "ker-cha"
Do you want to touch my Ker-Cha Weasel?
Scottish (Glasgwegian) slang soliciting oral sex, used especially by the gay cottaging scene that frequent the West End's parks.
Sook mah weasel, ya bald shiter!
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A command:
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
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A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
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Its when you're getting head and you cum in her mouth without any prior warning.
I was getting head and came in this girl's mouth without making a sound. She said "What the hell" and I yelled
"Pop goes the weasel bitch!!"
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A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.
Mike: Hey, Tim, I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Stink Weasel last night!
Tim: Oh, snap!
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