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When you unleash your load on every building in town.
The larger the town, the more points awarded.
It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.
1. In his autobiography, Benjamin Franklin indicated that he entered every city with the intent to paint the town white.
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http://www.mspaintadventures.com is a webcomic created by Andrew Hussie. It's based off of an old style text-based adventure game, readers type in "commands" for the comic. The commands then get looked over carefully and are selected based on a rather exacting set of standards, such as whichever one seems to capture the most striking intersection between cleverness and idiocy. Or, whichever the hell one they feel like picking. The picked command is then drawn and the story continues.
The site contains 3 adventures so far, only one is actually complete. The first adventure was jail break followed by Bard Quest and Problem Sleuth which is now the main story.
This site is recommended to anyone who likes web comics and doesn't mind spending a couple of hours reading Problem Sleuth (Its that long, but a save and load is provided.)
Except from MS Paint Adventures:
You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
What will you do?
>Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
You've already got arms, numbnuts!
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Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.
- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.
The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"
There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.
(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
A piece of software used for programming where it takes images made in MS Paint and uses a program to magically convert them to code. Previously just a meme, it's now used by amateur and professional programmers alike. Its competitors are Intellij IDE, Banner IDE, NetBeans, and BlueJ.
Programmer1: Hey dude, you hear Micro$oft discontinued MS Paint?
Programmer2: Will MS Paint IDE still work??
Programmer1: I don't fucking know, probably not
Programmer2: Gah fuck what the hell am I going to program in?!?!1!!?1!one?!?!1!
When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"
When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her