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Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.
Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.
Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.
Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.
Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.
Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.
Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.
1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.
"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."
A paper that is purely white. A good comparison to an Irish person's skin.
Oh my god, did you see Anna? She's basically a sheet of copy paper!
"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.
Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.