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When you think of sociopaths, you think of serial killers like John Wayne Gacy or Ted Bundy, or maybe you think of the show, Dexter. You don't really think of them as someone you love or care about, just cruel, heartless, murderous people. So when one of your parents is a sociopath, it takes a long time to realize it. But once you know the signs, they are pretty easy to spot. You hear the criteria and slowly put the pieces together.
And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
To sell automotive parts, commonly aftermarket performance parts. Someone who slings parts is immeasurably envyed by people in the car community.
Yo, I heard he’s slingin’ parts for that shop off Main St.
A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!”
“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”
To want/need to take part in or have something
*Sees pretty girl or local Baskin Robbins* “Damn…need parts”
Moment in a video in which the part that initially made you click on said video is shown, aka the 'thumbnail part'. Happens most commonly on pornographic videos.
- Sweetheart, aren't you coming down for dinner?
- Get out of my room, grandma! The thumbnail part is coming up!