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Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022


past cute

someone who used to be cute back in the day and still thinks they are cute now.

When I first met Marc he was cute but that was 23 years ago, now he is past cute.

by jodijodigeee July 1, 2019


cranium paste

the blood spattered on the ground from getting sniped.

check out that cranium paste from my kill.

by dragonprince129 December 16, 2009


The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 12, 2018


can’t see past the valley

When a person is being narrow-minded

Man it really sucks that Kiera can’t see past the valley

by itsjustasinine September 27, 2020


half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 20, 2011


Past Boy

-Someone (typically male) from a past generation who is no longer relevant.

This Past Boy had his whole life ahead of him and still hasn't made any progress.

by Dickelations September 7, 2020